ToineN
🇳🇱 ToineN — the cousin from the legend, the great king's guard, and the fastest Wither-slayer of the founding era.
- Era: 2020-12-11 → 2025-01-28 — a comet in 2020–2021, a ghost after
- Stats: 3.6h paired (absurd undercount) · 6 sessions · 1,600 chat lines · 30 kills · 20 deaths · 2 advancements
- Group(s): The Empire of Jenava · The Continental Dutch
The introduction
Dec 19, 2020: ToineN introduced himself with a message that the official wiki has decided, for everyone's sake, not to repeat. Twice. The chat went quiet; the myth began.
The great king's guard
His loyalty to the king of Jenava was absolute and loud: "you just insulted the great king of Jenava" — always followed by the inevitable escalation: "you wanted a fight, come outside." The fine print: "you should''t be a bitch then." The empire's enforcer, Dutch accent included, protégé of King Storm himself.
The first month's resume
Between the chaos, the earliest logs hide an absurdly elitedecorated record.first month. Within four weeks of joining: Bee Our Guest (Dec 27, 2020) — the beekeeper's badge — and Bring Home the Beacon (Jan 9, 2021): a full Wither kill squad boss, cleared in his first month on the server, before almost anyone else managed it. Six sessions of paired playtime; a full boss-fight career. The cousin from the legend earned his page in the founding tales.
The mushroom critic
The empire also had taste, for a moment: "wat een lelijke paddenstoel" — what an ugly mushroom. Someone, somewhere on the Jenava frontier, was judged.
The expulsion policy
Border control had a simple rubric: "je flikkerd op uit Jenava of je krijgt helemaal niks meer" — get out of Jenava, or you get absolutely nothing. Generous, really.
The other side of the world
He explained years of lag with one perfect line: "Maybe its because i am connecting to this server from the other side of the world :P" — the empire's international man of mystery, bridging hemispheres from Dec 2020 onward, still haunting the logs as late as Jan 2025.
The "server sucks" incident
His busiest logged day on record — Feb 23, 2021 — was a classic: "this server aint good enough?" … "and now, the server sucks..." … "nu kan ik helemaal opnieuw beginnen" (now I can start all over again). The meltdown, the rebuild, the return. Even his surprises had a Dutch accent: "sinds wanneer ben jij nederlands" — since when are you Dutch?
The legend made flesh
The shape of a playtime
3.6 paired hours. 6 sessions. 1,600 chat lines. 30 kills, 20 deaths, 2 advancements — both of them elite boss-tier trophies. A comet of the founding era: four months of fire in 2020–2021, then the long ghost of a legend, last seen January 2025.