ToineN

🇳🇱 ToineN — the cousin from the legend, Jenava'the great king's loudest guard, and the laggiestfastest manWither-slayer onof the server.founding era.

• Era: 2020-12-11 → 2025-01-28 — a comet in 2020–2021, a ghost after
• Stats: 3.6h paired (severelyabsurd under-recorded)undercount) · 6 sessions · 1,600 chat lines · 30 kills · 420 deaths · 2 advancements
• Group(s): The Empire of Jenava · The Continental Dutch

The introduction

Dec 19, 2020: ToineN introduced himself with a message that the official wiki has decided, for everyone's sake, not to repeat. Twice. The record notes only that the chat went quiet,quiet; andthe thatmyth he was immediately memorable.began.

The great king's guard

His loyalty to the king of Jenava was absolute:absolute and loud: "you just insulted the great king of Jenava" — followed,always inevitably,followed by the inevitable escalation: "you wanted a fight, come outside." The fine print: "you should''t be a bitch then." The empire's enforcer, Dutch accent included.included, protégé of King Storm himself.

The first month's resume

Between the chaos, the earliest logs hide an absurdly elite record. Within four weeks of joining: Bee Our Guest (Dec 27, 2020) — the beekeeper's badge — and Bring Home the Beacon (Jan 9, 2021): a full Wither kill squad boss, cleared in his first month on the server, before almost anyone else managed it. Six sessions of paired playtime; a full boss-fight career. The cousin from the legend earned his page in the founding tales.

The mushroom critic

The empire also had taste, for a moment: "wat een lelijke paddenstoel" — what an ugly mushroom. Someone, somewhere on the Jenava frontier, was judged.

The expulsion policy

Border control had a simple rubric: "je flikkerd op uit Jenava of je krijgt helemaal niks meer" — get out of Jenava, or you get absolutely nothing. Generous, really.

The other side of the world

He explained years of lag with one perfect line: "Maybe its because i am connecting to this server from the other side of the world :P" — the server'empire's international man of mystery, bridging hemispheres forfrom Dec 2020 onward, still haunting the empire.logs as late as Jan 2025.

The "server sucks" incident

His busiest day on record — Feb 23, 2021 — was a classic: "this server aint good enough?" … "and now, the server sucks..." … "nu kan ik helemaal opnieuw beginnen" (now I can start all over again). The meltdown, the rebuild, the return. Even his surprises had a Dutch accent: "sinds wanneer ben jij nederlands" — since when are you Dutch?

The legend made flesh

The Jenava founding legend speaks of King Storm's cousin Toine, who crossed deserts and seas to found the city. The logs show the cousin was real and present — constantly aton the heartserver offrom Dec 11, 2020, standing beside the Jenavaking's courtthrone fromin Decthe 2020empire's intofirst Janwinter. 2025.The tales didn't invent him; they merely remembered.

The shape of a playtime

Only 3.6 hourspaired survivehours. in6 the paired-session data — the rest is a gap the logs can't explain. What remains:sessions. 1,600 chat lines,lines. 30 kills, and20 deaths, 2 advancements — both of them elite boss-tier trophies. A comet of the founding era: four months of fire in 2020–2021, then the long ghost of a permanentlegend, placelast inseen theJanuary empire's mythology.2025.