Sulack
๐ Sulack โ the server'sfounder foundingwho figurenever andstopped constant presence.building.
- Era: 2020-12-07 โ 2026-08-05 โ and still going
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Stats: 294.7h ยท 640 sessions ยท 13,423 chat lines ยท 222 kills ยท 950 deaths ยท
67 advancements
The for:first day
Sulack chatwas linesthere before the record was โ Dec 7, 2020, day one of authoritythe โarchive, running a server that already had its own world. By Christmas Eve he was cracking jokes: "It pretty much is Christmas lol." The founder's voice has never left the logs since.
The hero of the spawn climb
Some of the server's most-quotedbest voice
The courteous reboot
Nobody took the server down with more manners: "I know you just started, but I need to reboot the server :/" โ "It will be back up super quick ok?" (Jul 2021). Half the community learned to expect the kindness before the lag.
The event host
"We are doign an event today'today" (May 15, 2021); weddingโ officialtournament days, bounty talks, and the small daily rituals that kept the world alive, like the spawn chest that began "spawn[ing] blood dust daily." The server never stopped having something happening.
The shopkeeper of spawn
His stores lived at the tower for multipleyears ceremonies
The man in the engine room
The founder was also the mechanic: Discord bridges, the "scrubcam" spot-hunting ("We need a spot for ~14hthe next scrubcam"), item-frame fixes, the teleport-paper plugin, and the immortal support-line answer: "you have to use 10k from the overworld." When problems ran deep: "ok I need to work on back-end server stuff."
A dry sense of the absurd
Between patches: "IRL is a lie told by the lizard men who run the government." (Jun 2022). And the most-quoted close-out in server history: "Alright im going to head off. Stop pinging." The anticheat got the same treatment: "the anticheat doesnt like that."
The keeper of underdogs
He ran the server like a good landlord: "its your right to keep it a secret" (2022), and he never forgot the quiet regulars โ "You guys are forgetting about Wildking, Kiri, Kraix, Yiff etc" (Apr 2021). Years later he was still parceling out the world by hand: "We used to have a claim system, but it broke, so now I just let ben give space out."
The rabbit tamer
His seven advancements tell their own story: Glow and Behold! (2021), Light as a Rabbit (Jul 2021 โ the third member of the server's rabbit-taming trio, after bearssss and KiriguyaLight), Smells Interesting and Sneak 100 (2023), Minecraft: Trial(s) Edition (2024), and Scrub Craft (Apr 2025) โ the custom one, of course. Even his alt, The_Real_Sulack, earned one along the way.
The long tail
When the crowds thinned, the founder stayed: "we are still testing everything" (2024)โฆ "no prob, glad to see you back!" (2026). His last message before the archive cut off was stunningly on-brand: "hello. i have work, ill ttyl" (Apr 2026) โ still running the server on a lunch break, still answering.
The shape of a playtime
294.7 hours across nearly six years, 13,423 chat lines โ the most-quoted voice in the archive by a wide margin. 222 kills against 950 deaths, because the founder built more