Samanthahaha

🌾 Samanthahaha — queenthe court's voice — thousands of words per visit, and the keeper of the JenavaGreat court.Boat.

• Era: 2020-12-07 → 2025-01-31
• Stats: 22.8h · 7874 sessions · 13,373 chat lines · 128 kills · 1959 deaths · 411 advancements
• Group(s): The Empire of Jenava

The impossible ratio

Known for:

• 13,373 chat lines in 23h22.8 hours — onethe most words-per-hour in ScrubCraft history by a distance. Samanthahaha logged in, and the chat became a town square. Fewer visits than anyone this beloved; more talk than almost anyone.

  The Great Boat

  The eternal saga of the highestlogs: chat-to-timea ratiosboat build, destroyed, rebuilt, destroyed, rebuilt. "ik ben weer opnieuw die kut boot aant maken" (I'm making the damn boat all over again) — "maar ben nog even met de boot bezig" (still working on record

the
• boat). The foundingpatience legend'shad 'Samantha'a limit: "als ie weer in de vik wordt gestoken leave ik de server" (if it gets griefed again, I'm leaving the server).

  The diamond ledger

  Never forget a debt: "je had trouwens nog 53 dia blokken van mij" — heartby the way, you still owe me 53 diamond blocks. The empire's accountant.

  The cheese treaty

  Diplomacy, Dutch style: "max zullen we een keer kaas eten?" — Max, shall we have cheese sometime? (No record of the Jenavacheese court

• Onsummit; the servermystery fromendures.)
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  The onelegend

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  The Jenava founding legend names a "Samantha" among the first expedition. The logs agree — Samanthahaha was there Dec 7, 2020)2020, the very first day, and stayed part of the court's voice for four years, until Jan 2025.

  The shape of a playtime

  22.8 logged hours, 128 kills, only 9 deaths — talkers who stay out of lava live longer. The last voice of the founding week to Jantruly 2025

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the block down.