Samanthahaha
🌾 Samanthahaha — the court's voice — thousands of words per visit, and the keeper of the Great Boat.
- Era: 2020-12-07 → 2025-01-31
- Stats: 22.8h · 74 sessions · 13,373 chat lines · 128 kills · 9 deaths · 11 advancements
- Group(s): The Empire of Jenava
The impossible ratio
13,373 chat lines in 22.8 hours — the most words-per-hour in ScrubCraft history by a distance. Samanthahaha logged in, and the chat became a town square. Fewer visits than anyone this beloved; more talk than almost anyone.
The Great Boat
The eternal saga of the logs: a boat build, destroyed, rebuilt, destroyed, rebuilt. "ik ben weer opnieuw die kut boot aant maken" (I'm making the damn boat all over again) — "maar ben nog even met de boot bezig" (still working on the boat). The patience had a limit: "als ie weer in de vik wordt gestoken leave ik de server" (if it gets griefed again, I'm leaving the server).
The diamond ledger
Never forget a debt: "je had trouwens nog 53 dia blokken van mij" — by the way, you still owe me 53 diamond blocks. The empire's accountant.
The cheese treaty
Diplomacy, Dutch style: "max zullen we een keer kaas eten?" — Max, shall we have cheese sometime? (No record of the cheese summit; the mystery endures.)
The legend
The shape of a playtime
22.8 logged hours, 128 kills, only 9 deaths — talkers who stay out of lava live longer. The last voice of the founding week to truly chat the block down.