Minniethecat1
🐱 Minniethecat1 — the elusive legend — a December-2020 chaos comet with 568 kills, a wedding proposal, a religion, and a dragon.
- Era: 2020-12-07 → 2021, with one last line in 2023
- Stats: Playtime not captured (session data gaps) · 2,474 chat lines · 568 kills (death feed) · Free the End (Jan 9, 2021)
- Group(s): Solo Legends
Day one with a bow
Dec 7, 2020 — and the era's most dangerous archer was online. The very first kill in the feed is the setup for everything: 11Ninjas was shot by Minniethecat1. His greeting to the server set the tone: "hey shitass, wanna watch me kill JStormFL." Within days he was a proper menace: "i rode your horse off the property."
The 11Ninjas friendship
His best friend was also his favourite target. The death feed shows him shooting 11Ninjas over and over and over — while declaring, in perfect deadpan: "never your likemy only friedn on this server." True friendship in Dec 2020 was shooting your best friend in the back while their back is turned. He even carried 11Ninjas's insults for him: "ninjas refurred to the jeneva as the Checkerboard of trash."
The weddings
The server's wedding culture started with him as its most enthusiastic participant: "cuyis will you marry me" (Dec 12, 2020) — and, when the venue fell through: "cuyis we can hold the the wedding another day." The weddings never recovered from his energy.
The Church of Shitass
His great theological contribution: a monument, a religion, and a curse — "do yo ulike shitass monument" … "semicum for those words you will be smited by our lord and savior shitass." The church's liturgy was short; the faith was absolute.
The accountant of chaos
When he wasn't shooting friends, he ran the trading floor: tridents sold and double-sold — "rick i already sold you TRIDENT" — trident types inventoried to the last enchantment ("one riptide one channeling and one back up"), emerald stacks priced, and the robber's code stated plainly: "did you expect to kill me and take my loot, AND KEEP IT??"
The dragon
The chaos had a PvE side. On Jan 5, 2021 he reached the End; on Jan 9, 2021 he took Free the End — a dragon kill inside the server's first month, joining the founding wave's elite.
The border base
His base became the founding era's great mystery. TSC claimed inside knowledge: "I know minnie base coords" (Jan 2021). Then JStormFL's expeditionary report sealed the legend (Mar 2021): "We found Minnies base that was outside 10K."
The ghost
1,484 chat lines in December 2020. 989 in 2021. One line in 2023. Then silence — the loudest player of the founding month, gone without a speech. The elusive legend of the kill feed, the weddings, and the Church of Shitass: 568 kills, one dragon, two proposals, and a religion. The server never quite replaced him.