FriedChair

🍟 FriedChair — Friedia's patriarch, the server's accidental comedian, and its October-2020 founding witness.

• Era: 2020-12-10 → 2024-05-24
• Stats: 447.4h · 839 sessions · 8,911 chat lines · 170 kills · 739 deaths · 18 advancements
• Group(s): The Fried Family

The October witness

"tmrw is my 1 year anniversary on this server" — Oct 4, 2021. One sentence, and the single most important piece of evidence about when ScrubCraft really began. The archive starts Dec 2020, but FriedChair's anniversary places the true founding in October 2020. The family remembers.

The explosion man

Founding-era FriedChair had one setting: demolitions. "ask storm if we can use boom boom blocks" … "can anyone ask storm if friedchair can explode the carrier" (Dec 2020). The carrier did not survive.

The accidental comedian

Every server has one player whose mouth is the main event. His Jan 2021 run: "i am the master you are but a mere padowan", "its a joke bout airplanes but it will prob go over your head", and the needlessly correct "raptors are actually coverd in feathers not scales and they are much smaller then in the movies." (He was right.)

The Dutch Fried

Yes — FriedChair's Dutch was all over the logs: "is jenava klaar met die nieuwe gebouwen" (is Jenava done with the new buildings yet), "will je een club maken maar alleen rijke mensen mogen joinen" (make a club, rich people only). And the Friedia door policy: "and dont just randomly invite people to friedia."

The diplomat of commerce

Friedia ran on trades and chair ran the ledger: "jenava sells them for 10 diamond blocks which is like pretty cheap" (Apr 2021), gunpowder to Howl, sandstone deals, and the world's worst hostage economics: "i am just trying to help you get some wood."

The museum of Mango's mishaps

His proudest build was a Friedia monument with a mission — "im building one in Friedia and its going to be the history of every time mango messed up" (Apr 2022). He rebuilt the capital twice: "i am rebuilding Friedia to its old glory" (Nov 2021) — and took sovereignty seriously: "all i remember was screaming about how if i die my country dies with me."

The pun machine

"im going to flush you and make you toiletplayz" … "i hate the swiss they stole my damn pelicans" … "omg friedian civil war confiremed??!?!?!?!?" — the man never missed a beat, including the peace offer: "i have tried to end this moronic beef."

The screenshot laureate

By 2023 he was accepting awards: "i would like to thank the acadamy for this award" — "im so honored to be here tonight at the 2nd consecutive screenshot contest." Twice in a row. The block photography is a family tradition.

The shape of aan playtimeera

447.4 hours, 839 sessions, 8,911 chat lines,lines and a Free the End on Jan 10, 2021 — the dragon fell early, the jokes never did. 170 kills against 739 deaths, because comedians take hits. From the December-2020 boom blocks to the 2023 acceptance speeches, FriedChair was Friedia's loudest, kindest chaos — four and a half years of it.