DeadSloth

🦥 DeadSloth — the imported legend.

Known for:

The self-declared slave

The founding autumn's comedy department opened Oct 24, 2020, with the announcement: "A great day for being a slave!" — followed by the supply-chain crisis: "i NEED PICKAXES MAX""I CAN'T BE A SLAVE WITHOUT PICKAXES", and the Dutch-heritage beef: "who tf are you mango man?""probably another dutch hippie". The bit matured over the week: "free slaves" (Oct 27), the dig at Witherrrkiller's dirt palace ("my base" a dirthouse?), and the era's least convincing royalist cheer: "YASSS QUEEN SLAY" (Nov 3) — all before the pickaxe count hit its all-time low: "20 beds... no netherite" (Nov 4).


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Created 26 August 2026 20:44:11 by Admin
Updated 27 August 2026 03:30:22 by Admin